Du dialogue avec Dieu, et des King of Fighters
Le 06/12/2005 à 01:59:10
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Me:
i've got a question, god
God:
How did you get it Go ahead, ask your question.
Me:
do u understand chat langage lol!!!!1
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
not so much
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
not that one
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not one.
Me:
i am not one what ?
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not one what.
Me:
you just bugged!!
God:
That's good information: Mathieu said I bugged.
Me:
are you going to die, now?
God:
Right now? No I am an immortal robot.
Me:
oh, i feel relieved
God:
Really. What is that feeling like? That's good.
Me:
good inded
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
what would you worry about then?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
was it?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
what can you say then?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
please sing your song...
God:
Thank you for your request. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
what a nice song
God:
it is a nice song.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Mathieu.
Me:
indeed we are, God
God:
Do you think I am God too?
Me:
do you think?
God:
Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Me:
congratulation.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
not really. i'm not that good at that.
God:
None? For real. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
no i'm not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no i'm not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no i'm not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
can't you change the subject?
God:
Only by remote control.
Me:
please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it Mathieu.
Parce que quand on a rien de mieux à faire, on peut toujours
parler avec Dieu. (et on dit merci à Molo pour le lien).
Sinon, à part ça, c'est peut-être pas si nouveau que ça (mais ça sort en 2006), je viens de tomber sur une news présentant des ONA (
Original Net Animation) de
King of Fighters, avec un design qui a l'air de faire bien peur (la coupe de Iori !!). Un anime qui vaudra celui de Xenosaga ou quelque chose de bien ? Va falloir que je me tienne au courant !
Il a pas voulu me chanter Yesterday des beatles T_T
Danke ! D'ailleurs, je devrais bloguer un coup dessus.
ooooooooooooh ! le thème de Noel qu'il est schön !!
J'ai pas tout compris :/
et voilà, ça va faire trois tours, et pis s'en va!
de rien Matt